March 12th, 2005

The CCS Manager's Prayer for New Employees

God, (Or Insert Your Deity Or Object of Worship Here)

Please allow me to have patience with my new employee.

Please prevent me from killing her when she does something wrong that I've explained twice.

Please keep her new colleagues from insulting or isolating her for incompetence.

And lastly, please let me remember that everyone is a new employee at some time or another, even myself, and it took me a while to learn my own job.

Amen (Or Inset Your Closing Of Choice Here)