March 29th, 2005

Worn With Pride

OK, so now I work for a sportswear company, and HOLY SHIT do you people wear a lot of it. Being a non-sportswear wearing person myself, I never really noticed, but it's friggin everywhere. So to you, Ms. Celery half-zip hoodie and your friend, Mr. Midnight Navy Techno Fleece 2 pocket vest with Logoed courier satchel, I say thanks, because you keep me out of trouble during the day.

Look at your own closet. Owning at least one piece of polar fleece is a requirement for Canadian citizenship, is it not?