April 7th, 2005

Hello, I Was Told You Were Coming

A sales-jockey passed by my desk today while talking on his cell phone. He used that phrase I hate so much, "I was told...". Hearing that phrase makes me automatically stop listening to anything else the speaker has to say. If you mean to speak to someone about something you heard, say "Someone told me...". There's something so passive-agressive about putting it the other way. Well, passive is right anyway. It's like you're protecting your source, who is secretly a major retard.

Then again, I may just be thinking about this stuff too hard.
  • Current Music
    Van Morrison - Moondance


Thanks, Ms. Strizz...

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street where you live): Freddy Dunluce (Holy crap does that one work!)

2. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Mountain Fiore

3. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Coriander America

4. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name) C. Cos ( Sounds like a medical problem.)

5. ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Rain-Blo OJ

6. DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitty Sturgeon

7. BARFLY ALIAS(Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink) : Poppycock Amaretto (Maybe *this* should be my pr0n name.)

8. SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived: Uhhhh my first street was numbered. Sorry kids.

9. ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Nerds Timmins

10. YOUR STAR WARS NAME ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in for your last name) : Cacos Haedm
  • Current Music
    C.Y.B.E.R.F.U.N.K - Wunderbar