June 14th, 2005

Or, Just Be A Pale Girl.

Will someone tell me how the FUCK to use bronzer? They actually sell this stuff in Canadian stores like it's going to make Scots-Ukranian pink women look like they spent a week in St. Tropez. I can't see any other result than looking like I have a dirty face.

And anyway, suppose I wear bronzer one day and the next day I don't? How the hell is that going to look? "Where'd your tan go Carolyn??" "Why, I got it out of a case and washed it off yesterday night".
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