July 6th, 2005

American Apparel

Yeah, OK so like, there's a lot of thin girls at work. These girls make me insane.

They all smoke like chimneys and I saw one of them eating gummie bears and Kool-Aid for lunch. They drain the snack machines on a daily basis. My boss, who at age 57 has a 28" waist, stays thin through anxiety and stress. Meanwhile, I am looking for my full RDA of calcium.

I know in my head that I am ten times healthier than any of them, but my gut(!) says maybe I should think about taking up smoking...OK not that, but how about candy lunches? Sounds good to me.

***This post was written by the twelve-year-old running my body today.***
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