October 17th, 2005

When Even the Victim Gives You Mad Props

My friend Silvester pulled the most nefarious joke on his brother Michael a while ago.

Mike ordered some fried chicken, and he told Sil he could have some. Now, Sil is naturally evil, so what he did was the following:

1. Take an entire bucket of chicken.

2. Eat all the skin off of every piece.

3. Put all the chicken back in the bucket.

Now, when Mike comes back, he asks Sil, "Did you have some chicken?"

"Only a little, I left the rest for you..."
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