December 6th, 2005

OMFG Dude! Like Two Other Things!

Mr. W is laying the groundwork to gently press me into taking skiing lessons (when you've been married a sufficient amount of time you can smell these things a mile away). Why is God punishing me? Have I been bad?

Or maybe he (or He) just wants to do something cool in Jasper. Too bad it'll be my last trip with the use of all my limbs.


These assholes who make hockey jerseys sent them in 130 pound cases today. As the receiver was trying to lift them, he said, "I think I just pooped myself a little". That is now our new motto.
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