December 6th, 2005

OMFG Dude! Like Two Other Things!

Mr. W is laying the groundwork to gently press me into taking skiing lessons (when you've been married a sufficient amount of time you can smell these things a mile away). Why is God punishing me? Have I been bad?

Or maybe he (or He) just wants to do something cool in Jasper. Too bad it'll be my last trip with the use of all my limbs.

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These assholes who make hockey jerseys sent them in 130 pound cases today. As the receiver was trying to lift them, he said, "I think I just pooped myself a little". That is now our new motto.
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