Amazon thinks I'm a gay man because I put Brokeback Mountain on my reading list. One, count 'em ONE gay-themed book, and now it's nothing but boy-love novels. Just like they assumed I'm a 10-year-old girl because I put the Cinderella DVD on. Wait, wouldn't a gay guy likely buy both those items? Hmmm. I will have to ask my gay friends if they can sing "A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes". I'll probably get a basso profundo chorus.